Trying to stay relevant backfired on democratic candidate Joe Biden today when he tweeted that he had eaten a “bananx” for breakfast.  A frustrated Biden explained, “Look, I know you have to tweet these days.  You have to talk about yourself and your daily life to seem ‘woke’.  And you have to respect other cultures.  Bananx seemed to fit the bill but yet again the media has outcast me.  But hey, I continue to lead in the polls and everyone knows that polls speak the truth.”