Goat yoga is the latest craze in full body and mind exercise.  Instructors teach traditional yoga classes while participants perform poses among goats.

The popularity of goat yoga has soared, particularly in cities and affluent suburbs.  However, along with goat yoga comes the concern of goat and human interaction.  Recently several otherwise healthy middle aged area women have contracted Q Fever, a rare disease which causes flu-like symptoms and spreads from goat urine, feces, milk, and birth products.  After serious medical detective work, microbiologists from the University of Texas, Austin traced back the cases to Bee Caves Goat Yoga.

Allison Waters, chief bio investigator, shared the data which led to the conclusion.  She summarized, “All of the Q Fever patients were middle aged women dressed in Lululemon attire and looking for their inner light in between school drop off and afternoon tennis matches.  They also all resided within a 5 mile radius of the studio, so it was pretty obvious what happened.”

Most confused by this incident was visiting tourist, Rajgopal Subramanyamventakaswami.  He exclaimed, “I thought this was Greatest of All Time Yoga!  I was shocked to see there were goats INSIDE the studio instead of outside on the streets where they belong.  And furthermore, there was no yoga!  It was simply a morning gathering of women dressed in tight clothes discussing their intention to have a great day.”

Bee Caves Goat Yoga has temporarily closed its operation and will reopen after being cleared by the Department of Health and Human Services, who are all currently at the Texas-Mexico border.  Yoga studio competitors to Bee Caves Goat Yoga are already popping up with other gimmicks also unrelated to yoga but actually hygienic.  These include Boat Yoga, Soap Yoga, and just in time for the 2020 election, Vote Yoga.