Russian Oligarchs Finalize Guest List for 2020 US Election Night Parties

Many of the 2020 democratic candidates see Russia as one of the greatest threats to our democracy.  In an attempt to infiltrate and gather information from Russia’s most powerful citizens, an undercover reporter revealed shocking evidence showing a reverse in Russian political puppeteering.

Rather than aiding the Republican party, agenda, campaigns, and ticket, Russian politicians and oligarchs are secretly supporting US democratic candidates.  In a complete about face, these ruthless individuals are seeing glimpses of their beloved communist and socialist propaganda paraded by American democratic candidates.           

One oligarch tearfully commented, “These candidates bring back fond memories of the greats…. Marx, Lenin, and Stalin.  Hilary is gone now.  It’s time for us to manipulate the US elections for whom we like – not against whom we dislike.  Next year’s victory will be even sweeter.  All my friends, their wives, girlfriends, and mistresses will be at my party, reveling in true Russian values.”