Many Americans are out of jobs and were already living paycheck to paycheck.  Today, the world’s largest retailer and smallest federal tax payer announced plans to offer subprime loans.

Amazon’s Prime Program Manager, Dan Garrett explained, “Amazon is here to help the country in crisis.  The savings we’ve made by paying our workers starvation wages has allowed us to launch another Prime program.  The latest market dives are reminiscent of 2008, so this is great timing.  We’re ready to ride it down.  Sign up today for a $10 monthly SubPrime membership with no qualification required!”