Just as the government couldn’t see coronavirus coming, the director of the CDC couldn’t see the 41 year old brunette barreling down the > 10 person occupied corridor of the CDC.  With a purell holster on one hip, and hand on the other, area mom Cheryl Smythe replaced director Dr. Robert Redfield in a powerplay only an insistent mom could manage.

In a 6 foot separation interview, Mrs. Smythe elaborated on her credentials.  “Look, I’ve been studying infectious diseases and epidemiology for over ten years now.  My family has been following the coronavirus guidelines before coronavirus.  I have always had stockpiles of bathroom tissue, purell, 30 days worth of food, and hand cream for our dry, bleeding hands.  If this is where we are, many things have gone wrong and the country needs someone who can organize and blog a response.  Hell hath no fury like a mother tested!”