One state, two states, red state, blue state
Whack state, sheep state, hate state, deep state
This one has a little mask
This one has a little flask
Say! So many states were put to task!

Yes. Some are red and some are blue
Most have covid, some had flu
Some are sad and some are mad
And some went very, very plaid
Why are they unlike each other?
I do not know, go ask your governor!

Some are open, some are closed
Some are very very hosed
From there to here
From here to there
Covid states are everywhere

Bump! Bump! Bump!
Did you ever see a Trump?
We have a plump Trump who’s one big chump
Trying to pump the market slump
With clumps of lies via briefing stumps
So let’s jump this hump
Dump the grump and kick the virus in its rump

Bad news, sad news
Fox News, fake news
Do you have the quarantine blues?
Don’t blow a fuse!
Drink up your brews and choose curbside Mamma Fu’s!
See, this is not a ruse!
Do not read the views of those with missing screws
Please do not choose a cruise
Or fill the pews
Or reach for bleach
Or tan your fan
Or check in with hydrochloroquine
There is only one thing you should do
Listen to Fauci and his crew!