The gears of Joe Biden’s brain completed another revolution since his last gaffe with Charlamagne Da God.  Typing from his tricked out basement full of fax machines, a Commodore 64, and a 9600 baud modem, he revealed his latest plan, “I think I can go back to Charlamagne’s show with hat in hand and ask for forgiveness for being a wise guy.  Shucks, they could help me become a more appealing candidate and Charlamagne Da God’s sister, a goddess I assume, could help me win evangelical voters.”