Russian Hackers Offer Python Class to Immunocompromised Looters Looking to Pillage Online Retailers

Immunocompromised looters suffering from FOMO are now able to wreak havoc online while social distancing thanks to Russian hackers.  Founder of Russian startup Division by Multiplication, Dimitri Preobrazhensky describes his company’s educational offering, “America is land of opportunity.  We sowed division with multiple twitter bots and now we sell Python hacking class online to angry mobs.  We can help clients destroy large retailers, small businesses, utilities, news outlets, government agencies, whatever is pleasure.”