Fozzie Bear, long time Muppet comedian, was shocked to learn this week that his recent love interest, Cozy Bear, is really a spy group.  “I am heartbroken!” exclaimed Fozzie.  “I swiped right because Cozy Bear looked so….cozy.  I guess Cozy’s real name is APT29 and was into me only for my connections to coronavirus research scientists.  I hope others will learn from my mistake of trusting someone just because they look cute and furry.”