President Trump’s strategy of painting himself as the Law and Order president has caused more cause for alarm to American tax payers now footing the commander in chief’s mounting legal expenses.  NBC spokesperson Gayle Baumgarten warned, “Mr. President, stand down.  Under true Law and Order, the late and great Lennie Briscoe would have handcuffed you immediately and quipped, ‘You are now lord of the rings.  These two get you to Riker’s.’” <iconic double gavel sound>