Evidence has been released showing that both Iran and Russia have obtained American voter registration data.  So far, voters in Florida and Alaska have been targeted by threating voter intimidation emails.  To determine if you have been targeted by the Iranians or Russians, Society Garlic has sorted out the various threats and grouped them by type:

Iranian – “Vote for Trump or else…”

I will kill all your goats!
I will expose pictures of your wife’s ankles!
I will milk your camel dry!
I will stone your firewall!
I will cook your dog into a bowser kebab!
I will set annoying alarms to disturb all your prayer times!

Russian – “Vote for Trump or else…”

I will drink your vodka dry!
I will inject you with the untested Sputnik V covid vaccine!
I will end your performance enhancing drug subscription!
I will have Trumpistan annex your backyard!
I will disable your firewall’s layer 3 deep packet inspection!