Joining a long list of formerly neutral organizations including the New England Journal of Medicine, Scientific American, USA Today, and God, Society Garlic officially endorses Joe Biden.  This decision does not come lightly from Editor in Chief Penelope Plumbottom, who spoke in an interview:

So what led you to officially endorse Joe Biden? 
Well, per my calculations, my organization and I only agree with President Trump 0.139% of the time.

Interesting, according to some quick math (2/1440), that’s the percentage of time a broken clock is right in a 24 hour period. What’s that about? China?
No comment.

So you probably generally lean blue?
Purple or indigo actually, but please only judge me by the content of my character.

What is your publication’s biggest existential threat?
Political correctness and purple people eaters.

There haven’t been as many articles on China lately.  Why is that?
The Chinese government is great.  Long live the communist party.

What would you like to say to your fans?
I love you both so much.