Vampires around the world have united this sacred Halloween season to collectively condemn QAnon. Count Dracula, leader of the bloodsucking coalition, dramatically announced from Romania, “Friends, ghouls, ghosts, lend me your ears. We are here in the vampire capital of Transylvania to officially debunk the QAnon conspiracy theory. Vampire Nation’s registry knows exactly who sucks whose blood and unlike us, QAnon is just not real! We will continue to be selective about whose necks our vampires go after, but rest assured America, it is your president Donald Trump who is sucking the life out of your country. Go forth and conquer this serpent! A a a a a!”