For thousands of years, humans have been eating chicken eggs.  Most might believe that roosters spoke up to try to attain this “avian right” in the name of equity, but it is actually the hens who are looking for equality.  Millions of hens have demanded that scientists bestow egg laying ability to those “smug, sexist” roosters.  Henrietta McCluck squawked, “we need more help, especially in America, to hit the thousand eggs a day goal that Mechanized Farming has given us.  Otherwise, we’ll be as dead as our fellow ducks.  Roosters are just pompous, promiscuous pigs – no offense to the great porcine community.  Roosters need to finally step up and lend us a helping wing.”