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Our Tone Band-Aids: What do you think?

Johnson & Johnson has released color specific flexible bandages in support of Black & Brown skin tones. Society Garlic surveyed several of our diverse readers to gather their opinions.

Like, has any influencer endorsed these yet?
Typical. There’s black. There’s brown. There’s no orange!!
How many women are on the board of J&J?
Do they come in the color of our slaves?
I like my band-aids like I like my women – strong, dark, and flexible.
I like my band-aids like I like my lashes – big, dark, and sticky.
Are they made sustainably?
“Our” tone? That is some serious pronoun assumption.
How many virtue signaling points can I get?
Can they prevent my skin from getting darker? If so, can you make one for the whole face?
Makes no difference to me.
This only works on me in the summer.
My PR manager will get back to you on that one.
So much fuss about simple flesh wounds!
Are you actually being serious right now?

*No real human faces were used in this article. The few celebrities are barely human.