
This past summer many moviegoers who chose the higher brow movie option were met with some confusion when watching what they thought would be a science based film only to be portrayed an artsy, political one. To help give more context to movie, Society Garlic arranged an exclusive interview with President Biden to discuss context of what was happening back in the 40s.
Society Garlic: Welcome, Mr. President. Thank you for being here to help us understand the race to the atomic bomb.
Biden: First of all, Penelope, you have to know I’m not a racist, right? But anyway, it’s good to be here.
Society Garlic: Great….let’s get to our first question. Did you know Robert Oppenheimer?
Biden: Yes! We went way back. Few people know that he actually created the atomic bomb as a response to the Japanese sushi bomb. Ah so!
Society Garlic: Really?
Biden: Sure as sugar! Also, many people think that Enrico Fermi developed the F bomb, but nope, it was yours truly! I mean I only use it in extreme situations, gosh darn it. I’m getting ready to send my Fudge Bomb to my buddy Zelensky right after the cluster bombs I just sent him.
Society Garlic: OK. Did you notice any inconsistencies or issues with the Hollywood movie vs. reality back then?
Biden: Well thanks to to Neil deGrasse Tyson, we now know that Plutonium is no longer an element, so it’s just Uranium bombs that actually work. Also, it was a real shame to see so many old white men portrayed as the scientists and politicians back then.
Society Garlic: I think we’ll end there. Thank you Mr. President for your time and musings about Oppenheimer.
Biden: Thank you, Penelope, and thank you for having voted for me. I hope that you’re satisfied with everything I’ve done for America. I mean there’s Afghanistan, absorbing student debt while increasing inflation, reproductive wrongs, immigration. I hope I can count on your vote in November, or actually December, since 2024 is a leap year.