The Saudi sovereign wealth fund is getting close to finalizing a deal to join its own LIV Golf with the PGA. The Saudis only had to add a few zeros to the end of their initially rejected offer to overcome any of the PGA businessmen’s moral conflicts. Saudi businessman, Salman-Al-Kaffafi-Sheik-Abbas commented, “We are pleased to be able to invest jointly in a great sport of men. To clarify any rumors, we will indeed allow women to take part in the PGA and even much more than America has permitted in the past. Women will be allowed to carry clubs, both for play and for beatings. They will be 100% of the cooking and cleaning staff. Also, many of them will be available in closed tents for great golfers such as Tiger Woods, who might need to break up his game along the course. We look forward to working together to reach old male audiences worldwide! As we look forward to 2024, we plan to approach the FAA.”