Have you ever wondered if you’re just a plain old Midwesterner or a terrorist?  Some people might say there are other characteristics people can have, but just like this election, sometimes we’re faced with impossible binary choices.  Take this quick test to see where you fall.

Do you like camp sites or encampments?

Do you like ham or hamas?

Do you take “heads will roll” figuratively or literally?

Are you “Made in America?” or “Mad in America?”

Do you like pacman or digdug?

When you play paintball, do you take cover in bushes or take cover among a herd of baby deer?

Do you play Capture the Flag or Capture the Fag?

Did you marry your high school sweetheart, or did you marry all your sweethearts?

Do you like bonfires at the beach or at town squares?

72 virgins – do you think you’ll find them at the next house party or in heaven?

If you actually had to take this test, you might be a terrorist.