Why has Society Garlic decided not to make any endorsement in this 2024 election?  Because our great republic will face its biggest threat since its inception, no matter which candidate wins!  Society Garlic’s deep insight reveals the most alarming part of this election: the ensuing dance party of the victorious candidate will be unwatchable!  Trump’s even more aggressive fist pumps would create a new level of cringe not yet experienced in this hemisphere, and Harris’ celebrity proxy’s X rated moves would offend Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, mothers, fathers, grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins, babysitters, friends, neighbors, healthcare workers, engineers, pedestrians, citizens, illegal aliens, aliens, and anyone else not part of the Intersectionality™.  Pick your poison, America!