U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton ordered the Justice Department to turn over the unredacted Mueller report, in order to assess U.S. Attorney General William Barr’s handling of the document.  The other assessment – how could Mueller write an over 400 page document which could be interpreted in so many different ways?  The answer is now clear.  Robert Swan Mueller III is a closet quantum scientist. 

First and foremost, the only way to describe the president as guilty and not guilty at the same time can only be superposition.  Second, there is entanglement.  The Trump Organization, Moscow’s Alfa Bank, Cambridge Analytica, WikiLeaks, NRA, GRU, Internet Research Agency, as well as the numerous agents involved were all inextricably connected and you cannot describe one without the others.  Finally, the only conclusion of the report was the uncertainty, or sea of probability, of how to proceed.

What tipped off our journalist to unearth the truth about Mueller?  It was Mueller’s cat, whose name is Schrodinger, a dead and not so dead giveaway.