Astrophysics tells us 69% of the universe is made of dark energy.  26% is dark matter and 5% is ordinary matter – matter which we recognize and is basically anything that interacts with gravity.  It has been a challenge to calculate the percentage of ordinary matter that is dank matter, which is matter that just be so dank.  Finally after toiling over the calculations for minutes, which must be multiplied by 10^32 in meme time, scientists have finally arrived at the number.  At a press conference at CERN, astrophysicist Dr. Brigitta Kristiansen explains, “42% of all ordinary matter be dank. And it only be growing exponentially.  Yo, GenX, we are doomed.  Boomers, give up. Sheesh.”