It’s too little too late for President Trump.  Instead of acting in January, he has waited until April to get remotely serious about Coronavirus, and it’s still not enough.  Some are wondering what finally clicked to at least change his tone in his daily propaganda briefings. 

Shocking video and audio clips have revealed that the CDC has been playing “Gangam Style” to help Trump consider the effective measures taken by South Korea.  And of course Dr. Fauci’s has also explained in football terms, “It’s not even half time yet.”  A shocked and despondent Trump timidly followed up, “And what about a half time show?”  Yet again shaking his head, Fauci was able to finally explain, “We’re in the first five minutes.  The other team has the ball and has scored over a million points.  Our defensive team has no padding or helmets.  Our offensive team doesn’t have enough players.  The brainless quarterback keeps fumbling and getting sacked.  The rules keep changing and the refs can’t be trusted.  Look, Donald, you need to listen to the coach.  Coach Fauci.” To this Trump responded, “OK Coach.  I’ll change my tone to grave and somber, but can I use the Defense Production Act to order a sexy half time show?”