Let me begin by saying I was a covid skeptic.  Yes, I was one of those pigs.  I thought it could never get me because, well, I’m young and hot.  Sadly that didn’t help me when I felt the first symptom – shortness of snort.  Soon after my snout stopped working completely, I spiked a very high fever.  My complexion went from perky pink to pale pink, despite endless mud baths.  Though my cardiologist told me I was at higher risk, he seemed hesitant to explain why.  He said my BMI was “immense,” which I personally find a compliment.  Well anyway, I’ve lost all my bounce and even my tail has lost its curl.  Kermit, on the other hand has been a believer from the start and has refused to see me, for safety reasons he says.  I’ve been quarantining at Old McDonald’s farm and though he got vaccinated, he still hasn’t visited me because he says there are more “variants of concern.”  This whole journey has been so difficult and lonely for such a star like me.  I am here to tell all the unvaxxed – get it done!  From what I’ve learned, the MRNA vaccines are like houses made of bricks while the J&J and AstraZeneca vaccines are like houses made of straw and sticks.  Go for it, please, so you won’t have to cry wee wee wee all the way home!